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... but otherwise, this side of the road is just fine.
 

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The teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots. He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet."

She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet.

He then announced, "These aren't my boots."

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. And once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.

No sooner than they got the boots off he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry, but she mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?"

He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

I have a kindergartener, and we send coffee gift cards for the teacher every once in awhile. This story sounds completely believable to me, and makes me think that next time we should send wine.
 

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T_R_Oglodyte

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When I was getting my shot today, the nurse and I started talking about the pandemic. I told her that you don't hear very much about it, but I think our water supplies are contaminated with COVID. She got a horrified look on her face and I went on. I said the virus seems to interacts with laundry detergent, and the ensuing reactions cause clothes to shrink during laundering. I pointed to the shirt I had on, and how it was tight around the middle. I said the shirt fit fine before COVID, but ever since the virus started circulating the shirt has been steadily shrinking. Must be COVID-related.

Has COVID-19 contaminated your water too???
 
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:D Dave
 

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