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Ha! I remember that from when I was in grade school - "Hi. I'm Chicken Chow Mein - the oldest living kamikaze pilot."
Added note:
Now I remember the joke was Hi. I'm Chicken Teriyaki - the oldest living kamikaze pilot."
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Is there a website or archive of old jokes? My dad told me this one in 1956.
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Yes. It's called "everywhere on the Internet." I've been mining it for years. LOL!
Younger folks repeat things as new (to them.) Folks who have been around awhile remember them as being old jokes, some cornier than others, from long ago. Remember the back pages of Boys Life magazine? Lots of those jokes are still rolling around online.
Example: DEFINITION: Spectator: A very, very small potato.
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There's was also an off-color one involving Spec's brother, Dick.Yes. It's called "everywhere on the Internet." I've been mining it for years. LOL!
Younger folks repeat things as new (to them.) Folks who have been around awhile remember them as being old jokes, some cornier than others, from long ago. Remember the back pages of Boys Life magazine? Lots of those jokes are still rolling around online.
Example: DEFINITION: Spectator: A very, very small potato.
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Charlie, you want to try this?
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