Stay At Home Humor

[PigsDad]

And apparently they're made wrong in more ways than the obvious one. The second die from the top in the first picture has the two and five on adjacent sides. The third one down is also wrong, as the three and four are on adjacent sides. The way I remember it, opposite sides of the dice should equal seven. So 5 - 2 should be opposing each other, as does 6 - 1, and 3 - 4.

Yes, and one of the reasons opposite sides all add up to 7 is so the dice can be perfectly balanced.

Kurt

 

[Passepartout]

Yes, and one of the reasons opposite sides all add up to 7 is so the dice can be perfectly balanced.

And how is that OCD working out for ya?

 

[Tank]

 

[Conan]

Let’s Do The Time Warp Again

 

[Passepartout]

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Strip mall Anchor Store. 21st Century department store.. . .

 

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[clifffaith]

This is a sad story of the depression that can haunt a blonde.

Jessica was sick and tired of the world; of Covid 19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

Jessica drove her car into her garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best she could. She got back into her car and wound down all the windows, selected her favorite radio station and hit the cars ignition.

Four days later, a worried neighbor peered through the garage window and saw her in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Jessica from the car. A little sip of water and, surprisingly, she was in perfect condition, but her Tesla had a dead battery.

 

[Passepartout]

 

[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[DaveNV]

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[DaveNV]

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[DaveNV]

Dave

 

[Ken555]

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[Tank]

 

[vacationhopeful]

People have been asking me for 35 years what I do.

My reply is the same ... "I make people homeless".

And that is absolutely my main business, And my silent mantra for the daily sanity is "Make my day ..... don't pay YOUR rent!"

 

[geoand]

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Dave

This is taking full advantage of working before it gets hot & taking advantage of the air conditioning.

 

[Tank]

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.

 

[Tank]

 

[Tank]

 

[Tank]

Words of wisdom ,,,
Listen to the “ gray hairs” I tell my kids all the time

 

[Tank]

 

[Passepartout]

 

[DaveNV]

Dave