Stay At Home Humor

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[DaveNV]

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The Turbo Encabulator

Here is the history of the Turbo Encabulator

 

[Ken555]

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[Quilter]

DD is a nurse in post op. When she works I send her screenshots from this thread. She says it really helps her get through the shift.

She just called to say she’s in the last hours of 3 days in a row. A bit of her nurse humor as another patient was on the way. “Just saving lives here. Putting in Foley catheters.”

 

[Quilter]

Here’s one of DD’s recent texts to me, woman to woman:

So I made a rookie marriage mistake tonight. You would think that after almost 6 years of marriage I would have learned by now. But apparently nope. (Husband) requested goulash for dinner tonight. GREAT! Very easy to make. He also said he would like to go the grocery store since he “enjoys shopping”. I said “Wonderful! You go! Enjoy that place.” Letting my guard down at this thinking “oh how wonderful, he’s going to the store and I can relax and I just will text him the list.” So easy, right? WRONG. He gets home. Sits next to me on the couch and goes “ did you need everything on that list?” ummm what does that question mean? Did I place random unneccsary items on that grocery list as a game to see if he could tell what does and doesn’t belong in the dish? “Yes, I needed all the things on that list.” Is my response. To which he responds with “oh well I forgot to open up the text message so the first 4 lines that previewed on my home screen I though was all you needed....”. So as a SEASONED iPhone user, he missed the SEE MORE part of the notification and returned home with HALF Of the list.

So I am now currently playing maybe this does or doesn’t belong in my pantry BUT it’s going in the pot!!! For dinner tonight

 

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[isisdave]

The above happens to me all the time and is my chief complaint about why there's so much work in "retirement." I would have lost interest, enthusiasm, and energy at about the "take out the trash" stage, and ended up with three half-finished chores.

 

[DaveNV]

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I have looked all over for this, no luck yet, it’s a real thing.
It will be a fun thing to do with family and friends sample the “ meal” together, I’m sure it’s gross.

Several years ago jones soda had a special holiday
6 pack thanksgiving dinner soda. I got shot glasses out and we tasted each coarse of dinner soda together. We laughed so hard, it was awful , yet so much fun.
They even screwed up the pumpkin pie soda.

 

[DaveNV]

I have looked all over for this, no luck yet, it’s a real thing.
It will be a fun thing to do with family and friends sample the “ meal” together, I’m sure it’s gross.

Several years ago jones soda had a special holiday
6 pack thanksgiving dinner soda. I got shot glasses out and we tasted each coarse of dinner soda together. We laughed so hard, it was awful , yet so much fun.
They even screwed up the pumpkin pie soda.



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According to Brach's website, you can buy it at Walgreens. Yuck!

Turkey Dinner Candy Corn | Brach’s Candy

Turkey Dinner is back, but this time with dessert! This unique feast of flavors includes savory favorites like roasted turkey, green beans, stuffing and cranberry sauce followed by a delicious dessert of Apple Pie and Coffee

www.brachs.com

Dave

 

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My sister sent this to me. I cracked up.

Dave

 

[Passepartout]

A little something for your OCD friends:

 

[DaveNV]

A little something for your OCD friends:
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And apparently they're made wrong in more ways than the obvious one. The second die from the top in the first picture has the two and five on adjacent sides. The third one down is also wrong, as the three and four are on adjacent sides. The way I remember it, opposite sides of the dice should equal seven. So 5 - 2 should be opposing each other, as does 6 - 1, and 3 - 4.

Color me definitely OCD. This sort of thing makes my teeth ache.

Dave