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‘Who cares if we lose. I’ve found ranch dressing.’
BOSTON — Over the last week, they say, Logan International Airport’s Terminal E has served as host to a dealer of sorts.
As travelers hustle toward the security checkpoint, they pass a man with a suitcase. And for the jersey-clad among them, leaving the country on the heels of their favorite teams’ World Cup exits, what that suitcase beholds is worth stopping for.
“He had a sign that said, ‘Buy ranch packets here,’” said Alex Bauer, a 26-year-old Germany fan, who noticed the vendor when he arrived at Logan from Munich last week. “I didn’t even know what a ranch packet is then. [But] after being here for a week, I’m going to buy him out.”
“Who cares if we lose,” he went on. “I’ve found ranch dressing.”
Every World Cup acts as a cultural melting pot, introducing an array of visitors to the host nation’s traditions and touchpoints. In 2022, machboos, a Qatari rice-and-meat item, glided its way into the diet of Argentines and Frenchmen alike. When one’s team is competing, its fans must continue to consume, oftentimes on a budget, which drifts them to the true national cuisines of their hosts.
So, yes, cheesesteaks and wings find new fans. As do a New York slice and an oily paper bag of Five Guys fries. But at the edge of each table, what barely registers in the American mind has become both the symbol of U.S. consumption and the hottest commodity in a visitor’s possession:
Ranch.