Completely serious here and not trying to be snarky, but do you really need a screen protector? I have found that the screens on phones made in the last few years are much better than earlier ones, and hold up very well to scratches, etc. I didn't bother putting on screen protectors for my last two phones (Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone), and I never had any issues with it. I keep my phone in my pocket, usually with my keys, and still have no noticeable scratches or damage. Plus, without a protector, the screens are much clearer.
Just a thought.
Kurt