Scotland... or, as we natives call it, "God's country"... nice joke about it (here is the brief version) :
The Story of Scotland
At the beginning when God was creating the world, he was sitting on a cloud, telling his pal the Archangel Gabriel what he planned for Scotland.
"Gabby", says he "I'm going to give this place high majestic mountains, purple glens, soaring eagles, streams laden with salmon, golden fields of barley from which a whisky-coloured nectar can be made, green, lush, spectacular golf courses, coal in the ground, oil under the sea".
"Hold up! Hold up!" interjected the bold Gabriel, "Are you not being too generous to these Scots ?"
Back came the Almighty's reply.
"Not really, wait until you see the neighbours I'm giving them !!!"
Boom Boom
Oh, and this morning I got to work at the resort in Cayman to see two English flags, the cross of Saint George, hanging from the beach bar, in honour of St. George's Day (patron saint of England).. I knew instantly it was done by an English owner of mine who had to get back to me for Scotland beating England in the annual war (sorry, Rugby match).. sometimes life is fun !