I did my first actual update in more than 2 years today. I am at Kingsgate this week, and I checked in late, so got to bypass the parkingpass/wristband desk completely, I had the check-in folks program our wristband from other resorts... Well, long story short, I knew Friday was going to be a rainy day, so I went down and engaged them myself and explained why I don't do updates, told them about my encounters with "Kim" at Governors Green, and that's when I learned she was FIRED, because apparently lots of complaints. Long story short, I negotiated a $200 AMEX card as my reward, and told them they had an hour, and I would be attending alone. That was fine with them.
My update meeting was less than 30 minutes, their opening line was about "do you know what you own and what benefits you have?" Once I rambled off what I own, how I came to own it and how I just bought some resale points, the person handling the update realized I was not a mark for sales, so we actually chatted about things, then I was on my way. Very professional, very brief... the way I think they SHOULD BE. I specifically mentioned website issues as pain points and the removal of 1 night stays...
In general I will not do these unless it's going to be a bad weather day, AND I get at least $200 or 60,000 WR points. And I have almost 300k WR points so I dont need more.
So... not at all bad, for a change. I think the saleswoman read me and realized the best course of action was to get me out the door as fast as possible.