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Hypnotist at the senior center

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it was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed, "Im here to put you into a trance, I intend to hypnotise each ans every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude drew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

"I want you to keep your eyes on this antique watch. Its a very special watch. Its been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quitely chanting "watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off of its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly it slip from the hypnotists fingers and fell to the floor breaking into a thousand pieces.

"SHIT" said the surprised hypnotist.


It took 3 days to clean up the senior center.
 

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That was really really good :)
 

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Thanks for the laugh!

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it was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed, "Im here to put you into a trance, I intend to hypnotise each ans every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude drew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

"I want you to keep your eyes on this antique watch. Its a very special watch. Its been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quitely chanting "watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off of its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly it slip from the hypnotists fingers and fell to the floor breaking into a thousand pieces.

"SHIT" said the surprised hypnotist.


It took 3 days to clean up the senior center.

My daughter is a geriatric registered care aide - she'll love this one.
 
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