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(Humor) I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM TRACTOR SUPPLY

Passepartout

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I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM TRACTOR SUPPLY. . . .
Yesterday I was at my local TSC to buy a bag of dog food for my loyal companion. I was at the checkout when a woman asked if I had a dog?
What did she think? That I had an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little else to do, On impulse, I told her that, No, I don't have a dog, and I'm just starting that Dog Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but I'd lost 10 lbs before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices, and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that you stuff dog nuggets in your pockets and eat some every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete and it works well and I'm going to try it again. ( I have to mention that by now everyone in the store had gathered around and was enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her No. That I'd stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's behind and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind me in the line was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard. So I'm now banned from Tractor Supply.
So you better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of stuff to say. Now forward this to your retired friends. It'll be their laugh of the day.

Jim
 
Jim, I was laughing so hard that I almost fell off my chair....this was so good
 
Hysterical! But check this out...

The can pictured below looks like good food... "healthy and holistic."
Our local grocer put the cans in a bin of BOGO's between cereal and olive oil.
But nothing said it was dog-food ('cept the small print at the bottom).

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Passepartout, I loved it and Talent312, that blue & white can of homestyle recipe with chicken & garden vegetables is enticing . LOL

This must be national senior citizens joked day.
This is a Two for One Deal.
 
Too funny, Jim!
 
Thanks for dredging this oldie up again, Jim. Such a great story. I always imagine the expression on the woman in line when she realizes she’s been had.

We have a TSC in my town. I should wander in there and see if anyone is buying dog food. :)

Dave
 
Passepartout said:
I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM TRACTOR SUPPLY. . . .
Yesterday I was at my local TSC to buy a bag of dog food for my loyal companion. I was at the checkout when a woman asked if I had a dog?
What did she think? That I had an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little else to do, On impulse, I told her that, No, I don't have a dog, and I'm just starting that Dog Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but I'd lost 10 lbs before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices, and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that you stuff dog nuggets in your pockets and eat some every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete and it works well and I'm going to try it again. ( I have to mention that by now everyone in the store had gathered around and was enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her No. That I'd stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's behind and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind me in the line was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard. So I'm now banned from Tractor Supply.
So you better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of stuff to say. Now forward this to your retired friends. It'll be their laugh of the day.

Jim
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This made my morning.
 
Passepartout said:
I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM TRACTOR SUPPLY. . . .
Yesterday I was at my local TSC to buy a bag of dog food for my loyal companion. I was at the checkout when a woman asked if I had a dog?
What did she think? That I had an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little else to do, On impulse, I told her that, No, I don't have a dog, and I'm just starting that Dog Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but I'd lost 10 lbs before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices, and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that you stuff dog nuggets in your pockets and eat some every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete and it works well and I'm going to try it again. ( I have to mention that by now everyone in the store had gathered around and was enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her No. That I'd stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's behind and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind me in the line was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard. So I'm now banned from Tractor Supply.
So you better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of stuff to say. Now forward this to your retired friends. It'll be their laugh of the day.

Jim
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looks like seniors and their "dog food diet" have been at a number of stores :);)
https://www.newsroom24.co.uk/2017/03/11/i-banned-tesco/
 
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