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Farmer Paints His Dog to Look Like a Tiger to keep Monkeys Away

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Clever!

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What would I have to paint myself as to keep the timeshare sales weasels away? Hmmm...what does a Real Estate attorney look like? ;)
 

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What would I have to paint myself as to keep the timeshare sales weasels away? Hmmm...what does a Real Estate attorney look like? ;)

Wear a Plaid Suit, Pink Shirt, Purple Bow Tie, Striped Socks, and Shoes that come to a sharp point. Oh and don't forget the Batman Underwear.
 

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How do I keep sixteen (16) wild turkeys out of my back yard every morning and evening?

I have put down insect killer to kill grubs, ants and insects.

I will purchased a huge German Shepard stuff dog and placed it in my backyard and paint it liked a tiger LOL.
 
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