Ut Oh. SVO just posted
this job today.
What is their thinking here?
SVO Management Dolt 1: Hmm, we need to increase our sales with existing owners, but our inventory management systems suck and we've been getting lots of complaints from owners about that. In response, earlier this month we posted job listings looking for people that know what their doing in this area, because lord knows we certainly have no clue. But we were all embarrassed by that pesky TUG posting alerting owners to this fact, so we pulled those job listings.
Oh yeah, we also recently burned some major bridges with our owners by arbitrarily and without notice cancelling benefits we promised these owners in order to induce them into making additional purchases from us in the past. . . . and, we sort of maybe promised them that the newest villas that they purchased sight unseen several years ago would have certain features that we sort of forgot to tell them we decided to delete as a cost saving measure. Accordingly, these owners were very dissapointed that these promised features were missing when they first showed up to use their new villas.
So, what can we do now?
SVO Management Dolt 2: I know! Let's hire someone whose sole job is to induce existing owners to make additional developer purchases. That way when they fail because of our past mismanagement, we can blame HER for being ineffective, and we can fire HER to show we are doing something to solve this problem.
SVO Management Dolt 1: Sounds good to me, but what should we call this new job? I don’t think “scape goat” will attract many applicants.
SVO Management Dolt 2: How about “Owner Referral Staff?”
SVO Management Dolt 1: Perfect! As a reward, go ahead and pull a new word out of the random management title generator hat. Let's hope that you finally get that "senior" you've been hoping for.
One step forward, two steps back.
-nodge