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A guy was waiting to order dinner at an upscale restaurant. At the next table was an attractive woman also alone. He didn't have the nerve to strike up a conversation but at one point she sneezed and her glass eye came flying toward him. He instinctively reached out and grabbed it before it hit the floor. As he returned it, the lady offered to buy his dinner. They talked and decided to go to a theater together after their meal. They had a great time and she invited him to visit for drinks. He found himself spending the night and woke up to a gourmet breakfast she had prepared. As they ate he asked her if she was this wonderful to every man she met. Her reply was, "No, you just happened to catch my eye!"
Having a glass eye of my own, I hope this joke is OK. (To be honest, I don't need a glass eye, I just have one I use to 'amaze' my nieces and nephews.)
 

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...And as they parted, She said, "I'll keep an eye out for ya." :)
 

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Hahaha.

I have been collecting jokes for a sick relative. I just sent this one to her.

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eye did :D
 

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Aye suspected as much... oops, dragging the pirates into another one....
 

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And then the pirate asked "Was this joke rrrr rated?"
 
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