Lawlar
TUG Member
I’ve been watching Red Week listings for the Lahaina Villas MOC units. They have been coming on the market since last November. There are about 20 listings now – not one has sold and the prices keep going lower. [Buyers’ remorse is already setting in with some of the owners.]
Then I noticed that there were listings for fixed units for week 3 and for week 5. So I think (call it a delusion) that maybe some very rich person wants to buy week 3 or week 5 and would also like to have my week 4 to make a 2 week purchase. Or perhaps some very rich person will want 3 consecutive weeks. I could get my money back. [Maybe Donald Trump will buy our Santa Barbara home and let us live here for free for the rest of our lives!]
So I listed my unit (DON’T TELL MY WIFE!!! And don’t tell my grandkid. He is still mad at me for selling my sports car. When he was four I told him I would paint it black and turn it into his Batmobile – He wanted to be Batman when he grew up. He got so excited that he told his mom and all his friends that he was going to have a Batmobile. He was really angry when he heard I sold it. Now he believes he gets to go to Maui every year and take surfing lessons. He’ll hate me.]
I still believe in Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and The Easter Bunny. So a Miracle could happen.
Maybe even Marriott will offer to purchase my unit in order to get me to stop posting cranky comments about Marriott’s salesreps.
On the other hand, I don’t think I’ll cancel our plane tickets for our next trip to Maui. Not yet anyway.
Then I noticed that there were listings for fixed units for week 3 and for week 5. So I think (call it a delusion) that maybe some very rich person wants to buy week 3 or week 5 and would also like to have my week 4 to make a 2 week purchase. Or perhaps some very rich person will want 3 consecutive weeks. I could get my money back. [Maybe Donald Trump will buy our Santa Barbara home and let us live here for free for the rest of our lives!]
So I listed my unit (DON’T TELL MY WIFE!!! And don’t tell my grandkid. He is still mad at me for selling my sports car. When he was four I told him I would paint it black and turn it into his Batmobile – He wanted to be Batman when he grew up. He got so excited that he told his mom and all his friends that he was going to have a Batmobile. He was really angry when he heard I sold it. Now he believes he gets to go to Maui every year and take surfing lessons. He’ll hate me.]
I still believe in Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and The Easter Bunny. So a Miracle could happen.
Maybe even Marriott will offer to purchase my unit in order to get me to stop posting cranky comments about Marriott’s salesreps.
On the other hand, I don’t think I’ll cancel our plane tickets for our next trip to Maui. Not yet anyway.