When I was in the Army, occasionally we were tasked to a future weapons project. Long story short, this one time it was a future rations development. The worst, and most memorable, Hormel submitted “Spam-A-Loaf” (was actually written on the side of the can). This was a 1’x1’x2’ can of spam (one can should feed 50 soldiers). The top came off like a sardine can, and when you turned it over to get the product out it made a sucking sound like a can of wet dog food. When the gelatinous mass hit the table, it wiggled like a massive can of wet dog food as well. We counted seven (7) different colors in the meat. Not one guy in our company (apx 75 soldiers) would touch the stuff. The Hawaiian Samoan’s we had in the unit said it did not smell like Spam and refused to eat it. We attempted to return it as inedible. HQ refused, said we had to eat it. We refused and buried it out in the field. Not all Spam is good Spam.