I know, right?
I have things on the TV remote set to "Favorite" channels, which removes all those lame ones from the listings. I cycle through them a few times, decide "There's nothing to watch" and put it on some home improvement show I've seen ten times. Some things haven't changed.
I know about the mechanical clicker thing from the early days of remote. The one we had carried a fancy name, like "RCA SPACE COMMAND" or something. It sounds even better saying it really slowly, and if you make your voice echo, like in the old Sci-Fi movies:
"SSSS-PP-A-C-E C-O-M-M-AA-NNN-DDDDD!!!!!!!!!" Ah yes, life's little pleasures.
Dave