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The pearl face cream works better if you add a little ground mummified deer fetus. Really. Would I lie?

No, you wouldn't :)

I think some goose esophagus (or is it really fried alien?) would also help.

In fact I dreamed about it last night, and it was not a happy dream.

Gee, thanks Scoop :rolleyes:
 
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Mummified deer fetus, ground-up pearl face cream, fried alien goose esophogi, leg waxing, speedo waxing, socialized vacations via the NP system--I get soooo educated reading the Lounge.:hysterical:
 

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Mummified deer fetus, ground-up pearl face cream, fried alien goose esophogi, leg waxing, speedo waxing, socialized vacations via the NP system--I get soooo educated reading the Lounge.:hysterical:

Speedo Waxing? I missed that one! :eek:
 

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Speedo Waxing? I missed that one! :eek:

'Twas in the leg waxing thread.

BTW, Scoop, I am enjoying your travel reports. I am especially enjoying the gorgeous photos.
 

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'Twas in the leg waxing thread.

BTW, Scoop, I am enjoying your travel reports. I am especially enjoying the gorgeous photos.

Thanks!

(And Karen too, naturally.)

I'm just hoping someone from Conde Nast is reading it (and saying, "Gonzo travel articles, maybe we should do Gonzo travel articles....) :)
 
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