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T.P. Galore -- T.P. For Everybody -- Clockwise, Anti-Clockwise, Any Way You Want It.

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Glad to oblige.

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Alan, isn't the handle pointing in the wrong direction on this?
Or maybe it's designed for unilateral righties?
 

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Alan, isn't the handle pointing in the wrong direction on this?
Or maybe it's designed for unilateral righties?

Is there such a thing as a right-handed pottie? Actually a pottie for a right-handed woman would be for left-handed men, wouldn't it? :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

Which reminds me of the first time we were in a European hotel with a bidet - I didn't know what it was and wasn't familiar with what the plumbing in men's bathrooms looked like, so I commented to DH that the bathroom had his'n'hers toilets :eek: He corrected me - obviously he knew what it WASN'T, but now I've got to wonder how he knew what it WAS! :eek:

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Is there such a thing as a right-handed pottie? Actually a pottie for a right-handed woman would be for left-handed men, wouldn't it? :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
Well, the toilet in Alan's picture is rather obviously a woman's toilet.
 

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Speaking of toilets, ever try to buy one? Don't, it's less taxing (in honor of 4/15) to build an outhouse in your back yard (recommend first securing EPA permit).:confused:
 

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No Problem.

Speaking of toilets, ever try to buy one?
Shux, I just go into Home Depot or Lowe's & pick out 1 & put it in the cart & go through the check-out lane to pay, & wheel it out to the minivan, & that's it.

No fuss & no muss & hardly any trouble -- not till it's time to install the blasted thing. (But that's another story.)

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I know, you've got something against bathtubs on feet! :doh:

Well, of course! If things, uh, Start Happening (I assume that eventually the couple occupies the same tub), and splashing starts occurring and rocking, the feet could break off, sending this Love Tub hurtling down the mountain!

Cialis: when getting back to nature can be the thrill ride of your life ....


of course, the tub comes to a stop right in front of the bear potty tree and the bears come to check it out, and one says to the other, "Oh look honey, they're already peeled!"
 

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Thanks.

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It's nice to feel needed.

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That's what the Pillsbury doughboy said.
 

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That's what the Pillsbury doughboy said.
Oh great, Steve. You've done it again. Now I have a craving for pain au chocolat. (chocolate--not necessarily Godiva--surrounded by flaky pastry--not necessarily Pillsbury). Maybe I'll have that after I eat the In-n-Out burger.
 

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Oh great, Steve. You've done it again. Now I have a craving for pain au chocolat. (chocolate--not necessarily Godiva--surrounded by flaky pastry--not necessarily Pillsbury). Maybe I'll have that after I eat the In-n-Out burger.
Does this help?

pain au chocolat – 71% ecuadorian dark chocolate mousse and cremeux on a brioche crouton with beurre noisette ice

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Bread & Chocolate.

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Well, of course! If things, uh, Start Happening (I assume that eventually the couple occupies the same tub), and splashing starts occurring and rocking, the feet could break off, sending this Love Tub hurtling down the mountain!

Cialis: when getting back to nature can be the thrill ride of your life ....


of course, the tub comes to a stop right in front of the bear potty tree and the bears come to check it out, and one says to the other, "Oh look honey, they're already peeled!"

OMG Geekette, you are too funny! :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
 

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Oh great, Steve. You've done it again. Now I have a craving for pain au chocolat. (chocolate--not necessarily Godiva--surrounded by flaky pastry--not necessarily Pillsbury). Maybe I'll have that after I eat the In-n-Out burger.

Hold the pastry. Just give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.


OMG - we're back to chocolate :eek: TP, toilet, love toilet, Alan is needed, doughboy, pan au chocolat, chocolate!
 
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Hold the pastry. Just give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.


OMG - we're back to chocolate :eek: TP, toilet, love toilet, Alan is needed, doughboy, pan au chocolat, chocolate!
What goes around, comes around.
What goes up, must come down--if not within four hours, call your doctor.
 

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Why The Advertising Executives Get Paid Big Bux.

What goes up, must come down--if not within four hours, call your doctor.
My urologist calls that prescription "warning" the most brilliant example of advertising strategy anybody on Madison Avenue ever came up with.

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Alan - bread and chocolate?!?! :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

Rose - what goes up must come down?!?! I am dying here. :hysterical: :hysterical:

Steve - where can we get that? It might figure into my next exchange request ...
 

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NO, STEVE, THAT DOES NOT HELP!!!! You are a naughty boy.
No??? Didn't help?? Might one of these meet with your approval then???

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If you exchange into Barcelona you can visit his shop: Oriol Balaguer
 
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