A Weasel walks into a bar...

[DaveNV]

Saw this today on Facebook, and had to share. Laughter is contagious.

Dave

 

[Talent312]

For a moment, I thought the joke was about TS salespeep.

It's better than the one about the termite who walks into a bar.
... "Where is the the bar-tender?" he asks.
.

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

A blind man walks into a bar. "Ow - that hurts" he says.

 

[easyrider]

Well Dave, all I can say is that was fun to read. On facebook, one of my friends changed her name to Nobody. When she clicks the like button, it says "nobody likes this".

Bill

 

[T_R_Oglodyte]

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "You're a duck. How do you intend to pay?"

The duck says, "Put it on my bill."

 

[DrQ]

A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. Before the bartender even returns with the check, the man has slammed back half of them and shows no signs of slowing down.

As the guy finishes his final shot, the bartender asks, "Why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy wipes his mouth and replies, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had."

The bartender asks, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents,” and runs out the door.

 

[DaveNV]

For a moment, I thought the joke was about TS salespeep.

It's better than the one about the termite who walks into a bar.
... "Where is the the bar-tender?" he asks.
.

That was my first thought, too. I had to share.

Dave

 

[DrQ]

Well Dave, all I can say is that was fun to read. On facebook, one of my friends changed her name to Nobody. When she clicks the like button, it says "nobody likes this".

Bill

Is your friends name Odysseus?

 

[easyrider]

No. Her name is Lokelani Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele .

Bill

 

[DaveNV]

No. Her name is Lokelani Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele .

Bill

What a great first name: "Heavenly Rose."

The last name translates various ways, depending on how you read it. Very cool name, though.

Dave

 

[RX8]

Drunk guy walks in the front door at the bar and slurs out the words “give me a beer”. The bartender tells the man he has already had to much to drink and asks him to leave the bar.

A little while later the same drunk guy walks in the side door of the same bar. He again slurs “give me a beer”. The bartender says “I told you already that you have had too much to drink, now please leave”. The guys walks out.

A short time after that the drunk comes in the back door and slurs “give me a beer”. The bartender says “That’s it! I’ve told you before and now I am going to throw you out of the bar myself!”. The drunk says “OK, OK, I’m leaving but I have just one question. How many bars do you work at, anyway?”

 

[DrQ]

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.