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What’s the funniest sign you've seen while timesharing?

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I can't find the picture but here is the essence from a sign at the High Desert Museum in Bend, OR.

"Do not feed the animals. They will become dependent and begin demanding cell phones."
 
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At a SW FL resort populated by Old Farts during Snowbird Season: "Unaccompanied children will be sold into slavery."
I've seen this one in several places.

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In the men's room of a Chinese restaurant: Somebody made a slight modification to the usual sign over the sink:
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Makes me wonder what was going on that required the first rule! :ponder: :eek:

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DD and I were floating in a lazy river (Ocean Walk in Daytona?) years ago and 2 teens were asked to get out because they were wearing cut-off jeans and a t-shirt. There was also a sign there saying bathing suits must be worn. We watched the boys go over to the pool and they were asked to leave that as well.


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At a SW FL resort populated by Old Farts during Snowbird Season: "Unaccompanied children will be sold into slavery."
Better, I think, is the sign we saw at a restaurant on Kauai...and then again last week on Hilton Head...to the effect that unsupervised children will be give 2 espressos and a free kitten...(or something like that).
 

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Better, I think, is the sign we saw at a restaurant on Kauai...and then again last week on Hilton Head...to the effect that unsupervised children will be give 2 espressos and a free kitten...(or something like that).

or maybe five posts above

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How about a beer with the alligator?
Sea Pines community, Hilton Head Island
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This isn't my photo, but it's one of my favorite signs. (From Atlantis resort)

I remember that sign. There is a funny one at the edge of the predator lagoon where the large hammerheads are. I know I have a picture of it because it was so funny, but I can't find it!
 

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This isn't my photo, but it's one of my favorite signs. (From Atlantis resort)

Cigarette butts . . .

Living on a lake in the Summer and canal/creek/bay/beach in the Winter, there's one of our pet peeves.

Offense intended for those who throw their butts around wherever they want.

c'mon man!

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This sign was posted on a tree on the island of Hvar, Coratia, taken in 2006
 
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At a restaurant in Hilton Head...."Please not do feed the alligator." The waiter said no more than about 6 people a year catch the "mistake."
 
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When we were riding the bus at Cape Canaveral, they said visitors weren't allowed to walk between exhibits. I asked why, and the driver said to keep an eye on the ditches along the roadway. This image isn't from there, (I found it online later), but it is exactly why walking probably isn't allowed. :)

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Visitors to Hershey Park campground are expected to have a VERY precise speedometer!

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