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He was disappointed because nobody put a thumb on the scale.
 

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Cannibal One: I don't like your brother-in-law.

Cannibal Two: Then just eat the noodles.

-- Alan Cole, McLean (Fairfax County), Virginia, USA.​
 

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Cannibal 1: Your husband makes a great soup.

Cannibal 2: Yes. I'm going to miss him dearly.
 

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Cannibal 1's Child: I hate my brother's guts.

Cannibal 1: Shut up and eat your dinner.
 

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And here I thought my husband was the king of bad jokes! He could use some new material so I guess I'll have to show him these. I'll be remembering who specifically not to thank after the first half a dozen times I've heard him tell them.
 

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Cannibal wife: your mom left a bad taste in my mouth.
Cannibal husband: you won’t see her anymore, but a part of her will always be inside us.
 
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Cannibal mother to her children: Your nourishing father gave us his heart, body, blood, sweat, and tears.
 
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cannibal male: sing your favorite song.
Cannibal female: I was starving til I tasted you (by Hailee Steinfield)
 

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Cannibal 1's Child: I hate my brother's guts.

Cannibal 1: Shut up and eat your dinner.
Which one of my jokes is your favorite?
 

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Clever. I think the last one is a shade too adult for this forum. You may want to rethink that one.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other “Does this taste funny to you?”

Same reason sharks never eat clowns. They taste funny.

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Why couldn't the cannibal put the missionary in the pot? Because he was a friar.

My husband's contribution.
 

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Same reason sharks never eat clowns. They taste funny.

Dave
Sharks also never eat attorneys. Professional courtesy.
 

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Why did TS resorts stop receiving MF payments? On sales presentations, TS salesmen would eat TS owners alive.
 

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Well, this thread sure lowered the level!!
 

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