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Seeing that the Ravens are playing the Bears today...

Something I read in a joke book from the school library decades ago (and will only work in print, not audibly)...

What do you do if you see Chicago, Ill?

Call Baltimore, MD.
Well, What did Della wear? She wore a brand new jersey?

Where has Ora gone? She went to pay her texas.

What did Missy sip? She sipped a mini-soda.
 

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My DW emailed an associate, and thanks to spell check, somehow managed to use "incontinent" in place of "in contemplation."
She sent it before showing me the hard-copy. No, the sh*t did not hit the fan, but there were some red-faces.

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I just caught spell check converting my modifications in medications. At first I was annoyed, but then I wondered if spell check AI deduced something about me that I have been unwilling or unable to admit to myself.
 

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Henri has actually passed away, and the world is worse off for it.


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Judy, a professional genealogy researcher in the United States, was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that her father’s great, great uncle, Remus, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Texas in 1889. Both Judy and her father, a very prominent politician share this common ancestor.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in Galveston, Texas. On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription: "Remus, horse thief, sent to Galveston State Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Galveston & Southern Flyer six times Caught by Texas Rangers detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889."

Judy e-mailed her father for information about their great, great uncle, Remus and a few days ago her father’s staff sent this response back:

Remus was a famous cowboy in Texas in the 1880s. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Galveston & Southern railroad. Beginning in 1885, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Texas Rangers. In 1889, Remus passed away suddenly during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.

Now THAT, folks, is how it's done in politics!
 

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