but I don't get a newspaper and I can't pick the side of the building I want to stay on.
Daniel
Really, you think VIPs Silver or Gold or Platinum get all that? People "borrow" my paper as it is left on the floor in front of my unit's door or I get the excuse that "no papers were delivered to resort". And as for side or the building or a better view .... try other thing MORE important to the staff ... like not moving a person staying multiple weeks (roosting), guests who checkin earlier than you and WHINE about their view to a front desk member (who swaps their bad view for WHAT you thought you were getting) or a guest who slips a $20 to a clerk to correct their view.
I get the unit I am assigned (with a DO NO MOVE) about 1 in 4 times ... I a really try hard to not throw an unhappy dance when I get moved to a way, way lesser unit. As for getting the BESTEST unit view almost possible .... about 1 in 20 stays --- and I know the layout of the resorts in most cases.
At one resort, I got the lowest floor at a noisy location with a poor view ... and the unit assignment person ACTUALLY on my 2rd morning asked me "How do you like the view?" But the front desk clerk when checking me in asked "What did you do to the 'the front end supervisor'? You got Unit 123?" and my reply was "Guess it was my turn to get that unit" .... Seems the supervisor had changed me to a better unit - but forgot to delete me out of the 'bad view' which actually showed up in the computer search first ... the unit was fine and I found it quiet and private; it had lovely morning sun and the largest balcony at the resort.
Just be happy with the good things ... VIP is not an end all perk ...
PS Most mornings the resorts have left over newspapers on the front desk counter around 6:30AM ... they have a standing order at fixed level and if the resort does NOT have that many VIPs ... it
GENERALLY is first come gets a free paper. Some resorts MIGHT charge (but accounting for the cash after each shift is a PIA).